I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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