I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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