Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
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