We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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