And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
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