we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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