dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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