I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
its liver damage thursday
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
Randomize
