Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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