But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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