is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
My breasts were aching with rage.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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