No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
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