Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
Randomize
