he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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