im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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