I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
It's Friday. Sex?
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
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