You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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