I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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