found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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