I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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