I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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