Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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