Christians are straight up FREAKS
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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