yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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