dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
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