we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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