better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
