I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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