I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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