I love watching others lives come down to our level.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Houston, we have a blender
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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