You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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