I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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