After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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