covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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