This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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