Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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