At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
We have started to decorate penises.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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