this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
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