Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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