it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
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Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
This is my gift to your gina
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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