Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
People with herpes should wear stickers.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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