Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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