You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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