I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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