I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
Randomize
