The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
he fucked my hip out of place.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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