Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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