Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
if i died would you start the facebook group?
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
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