And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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