if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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