I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
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