I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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