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If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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