your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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