His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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