Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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