Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
i justawanted to let you know that illi aalways be thwew for ui and o qill waasag youer dog whenebvet u wsnt
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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