I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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